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Archive for July, 2008

The Elasticat

Tuesday
Jul 29,2008

Climbing into Lucas’s bed tonight for the bedtime story and cuddle… Lucas, who had clearly been puzzling over this question, asks me very seriously:

Dad, if you had a gun with an elasticat over the top of it, and you fired the gun, would the bullet go through the elasticat, or would the elasticat get pulled away by the bullet.

I burst out laughing.

Totally stumped me.  As a Dad, I try to have answers to most questions that come up… (even if I don’t know the truth).  But this one just had me baffled.

As I was laughing, I realized he wasn’t saying “elasticat”, but rather “elastic hat”.

However, this only caused me to laugh harder, because the thought of his brain mulling over this very clear picture of an “elastic hat”, which I couldn’t possibly even imagine… what does an elastic hat look like?… oh boy… it was too much for me.  I laughed until it hurt.  And Lucas was totally confused about why I was laughing so hard, but got caught up in it with me, and we just laughed and laughed together for about 10 minutes.

Such good stuff.  I will certainly remember the elasticat.

Santa Monica Pier

Wednesday
Jul 16,2008


Santa Monica Pier, originally uploaded by hookjd.

… sent from ye old iphone …

Saturday
Jul 12,2008

Check out the new episode of Spark and head over to Votisodes to vote!

Saturday
Jul 12,2008

This is the episode where we meet the pirate.  Voting is already closed for this episode.  I forgot to post it here on Choggymowk.  But Episode 3 is coming in a few minutes!

Make a Meal of it - Episode 2

Saturday
Jul 12,2008

I’m a little behind in posting these episodes to Choggymowk.  But this is our Crab Cakes episode and voting is still open!  Please vote!

Ahhhh… Sleep

Saturday
Jul 12,2008


Ahhhh… Sleep, originally uploaded by hookjd.

… sent from ye old iphone …

Cupcake on the nose

Saturday
Jul 5,2008


Cupcake on the nose, originally uploaded by hookjd.

… sent from ye old iphone …